17 Types Of People You’ll Always Find ‘Working Out’ At A Gym

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1. The Verbal Procrastinator

This guy manages to spend 2-3 hours at the gym without lifting a single weight. He hovers around several machines simply to kill time until he recognizes someone else he barely knows, and manages to distract them as well.

“Sup, Kev. Lookin’ big man, keep up the good work.”

“Hey Tracy, how’s the kids?” (Tracy doesn’t have any kids.)

His Look: Likely in the 38-55 age-range, average build, mild potbelly, wearing a Nike sweatband he clearly doesn’t need.

His Motivation: Making friends, so maybe some day he can throw more than one lone burger on his new stainless steel, infrared gas grill.

2. The Newbie

The extent of his weight room knowledge consists of having watched Pain and Gain starring Mark Wahlberg and the Rock seven consecutive times. He’ll stare at the more experienced lifters, and then jump on the same…

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